bert mccracken

Bert McCracken= sexy. somethin youd like to fuck.

Wow you look so Bert McCracken today! Lets fuck!

by Z FU October 15, 2003

bert mccracken

mmm The most insanely hottest person ever exsisting in this WORLD! mmm hot hot hot like a lepricons tail, and even an upside down rainbow!

RUFF, id do just more than hump his leg ;)

by Berts FrAnTic FREAk :) August 15, 2003

Bert McCracken

The man that i want to marry... i love him so much i cant even believe.. i hope to meet him soon and to all you women out there who want him... hes so mine.. lol i wish.... im gonna move to Utah and try n meet him cuz he is the most sexxi thing ever... and not only that, he is an amazing singer adn a great song writer.... p.s. I LOVE HIS LAUGH!!!

just one look at him and you'll be hooked.... i haev been since like they first came out....

by Berts Babi February 13, 2004

bert mccracken

Singer for The Used, amazing lyricist, awesome, funny, crazy, fun, nice, and hot...

Bert McCracken is so awesome... you'll meet him and want to hump his leg!

by Ashlee McC. July 26, 2003

bert lopez

A verb pertaining to Bert Lopez, a New Mexico State police officer who was caught having sex with a woman on the hood of his squad car by a private security camera, bert lopezing means:

1., any sexual act involving a police officer.

2., to literally or figuratively be taken behind a building by an authority, bent over backwards, and fucked.

Alt.: bert, lopez, 'pez.

PP.: bert lopezed, berted, lopezed, pezzed.

Ger.: bert lopezing, berting, lopezing, pezzing.

"I totally want to bert lopez that cop groupie."

"I just parked there for like, five minutes, and I got lopezed with a ticket for $200!"

"Oh, the sergeant's off berting some broad, he'll be back in five."

by SCAxman September 3, 2011

bert mccracken

bert mccracken is the singer from the coolest band The Used.i cant even explain how fucken awesome bert is..theirs just no words to describe him.i just want to hug him and never let go.i love you bert!<3

i have no clue what im doing.rock on bert mccracken.

by aikoalala September 25, 2005

bert mccracken

yay yay yay!! bert makes me happy my sisters and friends dont understand its not about looks (or even heigene<bad spelling) its somthing i cant explain

and his eyes are amazing

by Susie August 16, 2003