Wipe it to beige

The act of partially wiping one’s anus post defecation. A phrase popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist, Kunt and the Gang.

Just wipe it to beige, let me in and then go and finish off your poo.

by the people's champion 1993 February 14, 2021

Beige

a crazy dog. Gets owned by a Wazubba ina duel.

The beige got pwned by the Wazubba

by THE LEET DEMON October 14, 2004

beige watching

Throwing on a marathon of something you've seen multiple times in the background while performing other activities. Used mainly about shows that are familiar for purposes of nostalgia or don't require close attention.

"Whenever I clean my apartment, I'm always beige watching The Office."
"I'm beige watching Tabatha's Salon Takeover for the hundreth time."

by skeletonkeylime May 1, 2018

Beige Pants

Someone whomst leaves a cliffbar on a toilet seat.

"Hey, Alex! you're the Beige Pants. You left a cliffbar on the toilet seat!"

by quiznah May 9, 2018

Beige Pilled

You’re boring and can’t dress well.

“Dude I got sat next to Johhny in class. He’s so beige pilled, it makes me want to die.”
“Aw, unlucky”

by basedblackpiller December 9, 2022

The Beige Man

The Beige man is like the “Grey Man”, but with slightly more overtly tactical gear on his person. Not quite a wannabe operator or aspiring secret agent, the Beige Man’s style could be categorized as an out of work mercenary with a sense of style. He is usually only recognized by other grey/beige men and real operators. This term also includes anyone who based their wardrobe on

“Hey that guy with the Magpul hat, Saloman shoes, and Luminox watch definitely stands out a little.” “Yeah he looks like the Beige Man.”

by Frumentarius November 21, 2022

Unsussy beige

When you are a silly fruity baka

Mady is such an unsussy beige

by Unsussy beige August 31, 2021