Buffer Period

When your parents just leave you home alone and you need to wait that certain amount of time before you can smoke some weed, masturbate, call in a hooker, etc.

My parents just left and I need to wait out the buffer period before I know the coast is clear

by Rideher October 30, 2011

buffer

A friend who is willing to come along with you when you're meeting someone who might be interested in dating you, but you're not sure if you're interested in dating them.

Dude, Crissy from accounting is going to be at the bar tonight. I think she likes me, but I'm not sure if I'm into her. Can go with me as my buffer in case she turns out to be a psycho?

by LeBain December 4, 2007

beffery

The plural for beef.

beffery, befferism (a belief in beef), befferology (the study of beef), befferophobia (the fear of beef)

by Cant get rite November 11, 2006

beffen

Dutch word for eating pussy

Damn man, I can't wait to bef her!

by J April 22, 2004

buffer guy

The man in the middle of an all-male three way. See "Lucky Pierre".

Guy 1: "Our buffer guy sure did take it like a champ last night."
Guy 2: "Indeed he did, sir."

by E-bone September 20, 2009

baffergaggle

When you burp and accidently throw up a little in your mouth.

*burp* aww man, I just baffergaggled.

by jdm14885 January 10, 2012

berferate

A synonym for the physical act of sexing someone of the opposite sex.

"Wow dude, did you hear that Sara and Tom berferated last night at that wicked party?!"

...word invented by Gretchyn and Mark

by markygann July 10, 2012