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Beerloom

Any item that you would normally avoid like the plague but suddenly seems irresistible when browsing ebay pissed late on a Saturday night
"A Terminator 2 pinball machine? What ever possessed you? How much did you pay? Nearly £500! Its a fucking beerloom"
by Scott Chegg February 21, 2008
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Beerelevant

When you have drunk so much beer that some point that would normally be important seems irrelevant
Who cares, its beerelevant
by Da Man July 16, 2004
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beerritated

The kind of irritation that one gets only after drinking beer, whether its hostility or internal, like the stomach or colon
Man, toward the end of the night, I was getting so fucking beerritated with Ernie. He can be such a tool.
Natural Light makes my stomach beerritated, can't drink that stuff.
by sheepyone December 31, 2008
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Beerble Thumper

Beerble Thumper (beer-buhl-thuhm-per)
Noun: (1) an overzealous advocate of craft beer fundamentalism; (2) an overly enthusiastic or aggressive exponent of craft beer.

Slang: beer douche.

Any conversation with these people quickly leads to them explaining every little detail about the beer they, you and anyone in sight is drinking and how they have forgotten more about beer than you will ever know.

The conversation is usually finished by them inferring that you should respect the beer and appreciate that you have been given the opportunity to drink it, or worse, collect it and stare at it.
Guy #1: Dude, thanks for saving me from that conversation.

Guy #2: No worries, it looked painful.

Guy #1: Yeah, that dude immediately jumped into how the beer i was holding was a limited release IPA that was brewed in the traditional style with non-traditional ingredients. He wanted to know if I could pick up the subtle notes of Pine Thistle on the transition.

Guy #2: Fucking Beerble Thumpers.
by ErikBoles December 26, 2011
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beerslut

Requirements for a BeerSlut:
1. Go out with parties of 10 or more people where at least two of those people are gay men.
2. Be under age and carry a fake liscence at all times.
3. weight must be over 160 pounds
4. drink like a sailor and attempt to get guys drunk so they will look more beautiful.
Why the hell is he going near her? Wait, i can't tell the difference between her and that garbage dumpster there... Wait! she must be a beerslut!
by anonymous May 12, 2003
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beeralysis

the state of being too drunk to move from your spot on the floor, on your significant other, or any inappropriate place you wouldn't wanna be sober
yo dude...evans on the floor is he passed out?

nah man he's just got beeralysis
by erogers123 June 15, 2010
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beerlinguistic

A person that only speaks one language, but is knowledgeabe enough to order a beer in several languages.
Being beerlinguistic, is the most important information one needs, while traveling to foreign countries.
by Terry Endres October 18, 2006
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