Beaving

An act of feminism in which young women grow out their pubic hair, work up a crotch sweat, and proceed to grind a male's face.

Often used by sororities as a form of ritual and empowerment.

"Dude, are you coming to our mixer with TPA?"
"Nah bro, I'm still pulling the hair out of my teeth from the last time I got beaved"

"Is it considered cheating if my girlfriend is beaving other dudes?"

by Michael Faps April 23, 2013

yogi bearing

when someone usually under the age of 21 comes poorly prepared to a camping trip "without booze" and then visits another campsite and relieves them of their delicious treats and beer.

Tonight was going to be a sober night until jimmy went yogi bearing for that ice chest.

by Genitalia1371duecenine June 14, 2010

beating meat

To masturbate, and cum. Many males do it feels amazing.

He watched porn and beat his meat until he cummed everywhere with white ejaculate . Beating meat

by alcrsms November 15, 2017

the devil is beating his wife

Saying used (especially in the southern US) when the sun is shining yet it's raining. I've been told that in Scandinavian countries they say "There's a marriage in Hades" for this, and in South America they say "The devil and his wife are dancing." (Since all version relate to the devil and his spouse, there's probably some older story that all these sayings derive from.)

I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain, coming down on a sunny day? Yes, the devil is beating his wife. (Heh, CCR reference too.)

by truejim October 28, 2011

Benini

Benini is the most italian man alive

that man is so Benini

by italian man : February 5, 2010

Liquid Beating

When someone is visibly hung-over to a point where they look like they were mugged for their lunch money.

Wow, she looks like she got a liquid beating last night.

by ClearlyGenius February 7, 2009

gangster beanie

n. foreskin

A term used by white inmates (who typically are circumcised) to describe an uncircumcised penis.

Damn, bro, I'm gonna shower on the other side of the tier, these cholos all got gangster beanies.

Don't be grabbing any lotion out the kitty, fool, I know you got a gangster beanie.

My hyna jacked me off proper in visiting, fool, I got that gangster beanie, nawmsayin?

by The Mad Grammarian December 21, 2017