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brigett

Very beautiful...sassy...and smart. Everything you could ever want all rolled into one person. Likes to talk alot. Takes pride in herself and her man. Loves like no other. Also a little clumsy.
"Man I wish I could meet a girl like Brigett"
by Lil peep December 19, 2016
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Briggsy's Diversity Policy

Belief held by an individual belonging to several dozen minority groups that he should be treated as a superior being. Otherwise known as "a chip on each shoulder and three on the hunchback".
If I want to take the piss out of that ugly, disabled, blind, black lesbian with two fannies and three arseholes then I will.

Yeah, who gives a fuck about Briggsy's Diversity Policy?
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 22, 2006
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Briggsy spanking

A variety of spanking indulged in by arty types. The spankee coats his arse with oil paints of many colours and bends over a sculpture of Shakespeare. The spanker then larrups the spankees paint-smeared buttocks with a palette or rolled-up canvas. The gleeful yelpings of the spankees are often recorded and sold in art shops as "Sounds to inspire you".
That fellow with the easel has quite a limp. Aubrey.

Yes. I think you'll find he's been the spankee in some Briggsy spanking.
by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006
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nux and briggs

The legendary words that will echo for millions of years
Nux and briggs a thousand years, a thousand years nux and briggs
by kingdoug-sama August 6, 2020
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look on the bright side is suicide

This is an ingenious quote by Kurt Cobain which means that suicide would be the bright side of a situation where you are isolated from the world and theres nothing to hold on to and you are full of anger and despair. Parasites in Africa commit suicide after they leave their parasite family because they have no where else to go.
by Wally April 16, 2004
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Briggsy Prize

An art prize for artists too obscure and ludicrous for even the Turner Prize. Entrants for the Briggsy Prize have included a lamb chop stuffed inside a small child's mitten, the word "talent" written on an Etch-a-sketch and a Christmas card torn in half next to a copy of the Scunthorpe Yellow Pages.
Art critic: What piece are you currently working on?

Artist: I've got a polystyrene box which I've painted purple and filled with baked apples. It represents the pain and despair of missing a phone call when you're in the shower.

Art critic: Should make the shortlist for the Briggsy Prize.
by Colin Cummerbund December 14, 2006
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Briggsy Fishing

A new sport in gay arty circles. A group of at least 6 arty benders eat a violently hot curry and then spend an hour together in the hot tub, shitting their guts out. When the hour is up they all get out and stand on the edge of the tub with fishing nets seeing who can net the most excrement. The winner gets to eat the contents of every net whilst being gang-buggered by the losers.
Are you making another violently hot curry, Quentin?

Oh indeed Humphrey, I feel a night of Briggsy Fishing coming on.
by Eddie's Thick Gristle August 2, 2009
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