battleshipped

(adj.) Completely and totally drunk. As in, sunk like a battleship.

"You don't even wanna know who I woke up next to, I was completely battleshipped last night.

by Nurmo January 3, 2008

Battleships

Battleships is where you shit in your own hand and throw it over the stall wall, hoping to hit someone, aka "sinking their ship"

1: why are you covered in shit?
2: i just lost a game of battleships

by Pig Gobbler October 24, 2023

Battleship

Battleship is when you sit in a stall next to a friend and both masturbate while trying to shoot your nut over the wall onto your friend

Tom: whats on your head?
John: don’t worry i was just playing battleship with jerry

by Jhonneria October 30, 2019

California Battleship

A woman is floating naked in a pool with her eyes closed. Her man (also naked) goes inside the house and shoves a firework up his ass. He then lites it and runs back to the pool. He sneaks in the pool and lays flat and still. He takes a massive shit in the pool. As the turd exits his asshole, the firework propels the turd under the water straight at the woman, hopefully hitting a hole of his choice. Upon arrival, the man’s torpedo explodes in her, giving her an unforgettable orgasm.

Hey Baxter, can you place another order of mortars for me, I am getting low from my bitches getting so many California Battleships lately.

by Firebird6969 August 14, 2024

battleship dilemma

The problem of seeing what the other player is doing while playing a video game.

"You're going to run on this play, so I'm going to blitz."
"Crikey what a battleship dilemma!"

by BlueTempest1986 January 16, 2017

How far off is the battleship?

A reference to the board game "Battleship", later digitized, when someone asks a question, or shooting a missile, and missing by "a bit".

J: "Is it less than 5?"

K: "Yeah, we'll say less than 5."

J: "dafuq Well how far off is the battleship?"

by spyhunter223 November 7, 2012

Battleshipping

Verb, a sex act where a man sinks
his battleship in the red Sea. A.k.a. Raw-dogging a period pussy…

Hey did you hear about Sarah and Scott last night? Scott said he took her home and went battleshipping! You know when you raw a dog someone and she’s on her period..

by anonymous October 2, 2025