A person, normally a woman, who is so annoying that you want to break a baseball bat across her face.
"I can't stand her. She's such a batface I just want to break a louisville slugger across her nose."
by monkeyslayer45 April 22, 2009
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Get the master batfin mug.Said when a confluence of thought and/or action occurs during a conversation between two or more individuals. See: Poke, you owe me a coke, or the concept of a jinx, but without the imposed silence inherent in existing concepts.
This pejorative should be shouted and/or typed at any moment when both parties involved in a conversation type or say what is essentially the same concept (with allowances for differences in wording).
The declaration should especially come into play when this confluence occurs at several moments in the same conversation; the first instance might be unique, but three or more would justify loudly shouting "BATFUCK AND MUSTARD" from any available rooftops.
This pejorative should be shouted and/or typed at any moment when both parties involved in a conversation type or say what is essentially the same concept (with allowances for differences in wording).
The declaration should especially come into play when this confluence occurs at several moments in the same conversation; the first instance might be unique, but three or more would justify loudly shouting "BATFUCK AND MUSTARD" from any available rooftops.
A: I consider the cantaloupe to be an unnecessary fruit.
(simultaneously)
B: I no longer require cantaloupes in my repertoire of melons.
A and B (unison): BATFUCK AND MUSTARD!
B: Indubitably.
A: I need a beer.
(simultaneously)
B: I no longer require cantaloupes in my repertoire of melons.
A and B (unison): BATFUCK AND MUSTARD!
B: Indubitably.
A: I need a beer.
by unsquare June 19, 2007
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by PNLBKBCABSCTP December 19, 2011
Get the batfaced mug.Barfknecht is a small, subtropical species of rat, living primarily in Venezuela. Species have been known to exist in Wisconsin, but this remains largely unproven.
On January 2nd, 1995, President Bill Clinton gave a press conference stating that the White House was infested with many Barfknecht.
by Hans Largo January 8, 2008
Get the Barfknecht mug.A word that stands for anything you want it to. If the person you say it to knows what it means then it acts as a code word between you. E.g. you and your cousin are at the family party. You say it to them to say, "I'm bored, let's go out and spark a bowl, etc.". Or you can say it to someone who doesn't know what it means as a way to say, "Suck a fat one!, etc."
Batsk!
by Crystal Methodist October 3, 2016
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