Riding with Batman

A term used when a man has a man crush but is starting to slip into sexual curiosity.

Based on the theory of Robin's orientation and the ease in which people develop a man crush on Batman.

"I went to see The Boy from Oz and after Hugh Jackman came onto the stage, I have to say I was riding with Batman a little."

by marsneedstowels February 9, 2009

Batman

The Batman: While doing a girl from behind, subtly grab a flashlight and flash it towards the ceiling. Once she's distracted and confused by the light, scream "TO THE BATCAVE!", and slam into her ass.

I showed my girl the Batman.

by Micheal1993 July 20, 2017

Batman Repellent Batspray

Further proof that Batman is prepared for anything

If Adam West as Batman fought George Clooney as Batman, Adam West would pull out his Batman Repellent Batspray.

by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010

it's simple: kill the batman

the solution to all of life's problems.

Person 1: "How do I get girls to like me?"
Person 2: "it's simple: kill the batman."

by Inco33 October 18, 2008

Holy Batman

Words used in the beginning and ends of a phrase to express surprise. Originated from the popular comic book series 'batman' his faithful sidekick Robin used to say 'Holy______Batman!' perhaps when he saw a villain. Today it is commonly used for the same reason, to express shock or surprise. It is used simply by stating what you see between holy and batman, this shows that this is shocking.

Holy fire Batman! (fire in the house)
Holy wet cat in a tree Batman! (wet cat in a tree)
Holy you're wearing my snuggie Batman! (you wearing snuggie)
Holy rejection Batman! (rejected)
Holy Batman

by FrenchPancakesForBatman December 27, 2009

bartmaned

To snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory.

"Those chicks were all over Ted before he bartmaned and spilled a drink on them."

by Nick Dasty August 3, 2006

barmance

a barmance is like a bromance but instead of your guy friend, it's a relationship between the local watering hole's bar staff and you, their loyal customer. it might mean just free drinks but who knows what it might lead to...

"hey, did you see bob?"
"yeah, he's talking to jane again...that's such a barmance"
"why doesn't he just ask her out?"
"good question. he tips her like 50% every night"

by florida dreamin December 23, 2009