bartholemew

idk a seggs position

throw ur bby out the window! that’s a bartholemew

by sara😎 November 13, 2020

Bartolomeo

Best girl

Person 1: Yo I was just watching one piece, who do you think is best girl
Person 2: bartolomeo
Person 1: indeed

by Joemamamamamamamamamamamamamam July 22, 2022

Bartolomeo

The proper name for a sophisticated & saucy chihuahua male with feet that smell like fritos. A rare breed indeed.

A: Did you see that dog? He's so dope!

B: Yeah, that's because he is a Bartolomeo, duh.

by Breadcrumb February 3, 2010

Nartholomew

A name no one should ever give to their child for the sake that Urban dictionary will try to right something about how nice they are to women, dick size, etc.

Also just a terrible name in general that thankfully hasn’t existed as of 2018.

Hey, have you met my son Nartholomew?

by Smith dux Wurd September 2, 2018

bartholmelow the lll

angel’s child. some blue kid who doesn’t have a mother #motherless

bartholmelow the lll is my child! - some weird kid

by peesly October 29, 2021

Baowtholomew

Baowtholomew Al Asad is the nephew of the great Baownadian Footballer Khalid “isbaowned” Al Asad and is also the worst footballer that played for Ciudad Juárez FC 2020. Baowtholomew can also be used as a metaphor for the covid 19 pandemic as although he’ll never go away he’ll never be appreciated

Fat Kid : “GTA 6 is not out in poland stop lying”
Sound Lad : “Yes it is out libtard, stop acting like baowtholomew”

by Themattman_02 January 21, 2022

Ronnie AKA Bartolomeu

Man capable of romancing any woman. Penis about 29" long. His alternate persona is Bartolomeu who is more interesting than the most interesting man in the world. He has sex 24/7 with women such as Rosa Acosta and Melanie Iglesias. In other words, Ronnie (Bartolomeu) is the sexiest man alive, Da ABSOLUTE BAWSE !

Bro, yesterday I ran into Ronnie AKA Bartolomeu? I'm not sure, but I think I'm gay now.

by Zeee BOSS August 16, 2011