barrel roll

The Answer to all of lifes serious Questions.

Guy 1 : "Oh God, my whole family died. What do I do?"
Guy 2 : "DO A BARREL ROLL!"

by Natier August 21, 2007

Barrel Boy

A sailor was having trouble dealing with having no contact with women while at sea. He finally confided to a fellow sailor who showed him a barrel on the deck. "You can relieve yourself by putting your manhood in that hole." Much to his surprise, it helped. One day, his friend said, "Gee, you look happy. I guess that secret I told you is helping." "Oh, yes," said the sailor, "I am feeling quite relaxed." "Good thing," said his friend. "Tomorrow, it's your turn in the barrel."

"mick just recently got promoted and because he's the newest to an elite group he must do his time in the barrel until the next person is promoted! He is our Barrel Boy

by Warmonger_1 July 1, 2012

burrelled

Burrelled is taken from the sexual antics of Patrick Brian "Pat" Burrell, nicknamed "Pat the Bat," He is a former American professional baseball outfielder who played in Major League Baseball. He stands 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighs 235 pounds. With huge forearms that match the length and width of his cock (So the legend goes!). Considered sex on a stick, He is known for hitting baseballs as well as every pussy and every female hole in every town he's been in. Wives, sisters, mothers, daughters both married and single.
A vast number of men are crying in their Wheaties because their woman have been "burrelled." i.e. = nailed, porked, spread wide, banged but good, in every hole they have by this amoroushung stud! Forget oysters, I have been told by a female friend that interviewed him that the smell of him had her getting thigh sweats and wanting to wrap her pussy around his log right there in the place where the interview was taking place.

My wife got burrelled when she went over to Pat Burrell and asked for an autograph for our son. She came back walking funny because he
ended up banging her in every hole she has in the stall at the bar we were at. She got the autograph all right but she also got "burrelled" but good, like I said cause she was walking funny for a couple of days after!
burrelled: to be fucked in every hole you have till you are used up!

by freddie beamer June 2, 2013

barella

Normally is the word used in the italian language to define the "stretcher" (i.e: he was carried away on a stretcher)

It has then become widely used with two particular meanings:

1. As a noun, "La Barella" is the italian slang for Cocaine (probably more in the north-west regions as Lombardy or Piedmont)

2. As a verb, means "freaking out", "getting wasted", being totally fucked up

1. Oh, zio, porta la barella ! - yo, bro, bring the cocaine

2. Zio, stai sbarellando di brutto !! - dude, you're freaking out of your goddamn mind!
3. Minchia Tony l'altro giorno ha sbarellato! - Fuck, Tony got really mad the other day

4. Ou, ripigliati che stai sbarellando - dude, you're losin it, get your shit 2gether

by psykedelik October 7, 2013

barrel disease

One who is so fat that the body appears in the shape of an old wooden barrel

Maggie has put on so much weight since high school. Her man told me he divorced her since she has barrel disease.

by ak80 August 6, 2014

party barrel

55 gallon drum used as a dirt chicken fire pit!

Drove by Archie's last night and he and Alicia where out burning in the party barrel and drinking beer.

by Dafoejeremy July 29, 2018

cracker barrel crying

When you're hysterically crying on the phone with your friends over childhood trauma

Person 1: I just dont understand how they couldve taken away my favorite buffet place...
Person 2: please stop cracker barrel crying

by Moeriah March 25, 2020