Andy Barber

He is the more HOT lawyer in the world.

A man so handsome and alluring he can turn straight men to gay and lesbians to straight just by looking at him.

Ryan: “I want you to make me yours Andy Barber !"

Max: “But you’re straight!”

Ryan: “now i'm gay.”

by Max+1 May 11, 2020

barber fornication

going to a barber thats not ur barber. similar to cheating on ur barber, but more severe

accused: i havent missed a cut in 8 years! i didnt cheat!
accuser: guilty of barber fornication. 40 lashes!

by broski of broskis October 8, 2019

Larois barber

One of the best Laroi meme pages on Instagram and is also the person who gave the kid Laroi the buzz cut in 2019-2020

Random person : Who gave the kid laroi that hair cut ???

Me : It was Larois barber from Instagram

by Ashyyyyy November 22, 2021

canyon barber

a sexy mother fucker with a nice giant dick and is great at every sexual activity. You shouldn't mess with canyon barber he'll fuck you up if you make him angry.

I Fucked canyon barber last night and it was so great, but the next day I fucked another guy and canyon barber beat the shit out of him. I LOVE CANYON SO MUCH!

by Emmie Wright May 17, 2016

Lance barber

a nickname my friend has that pisses him off

ray: did you see lance yet?
ben: no

lance barber: KYS

by baaen October 22, 2023

Mrs. Barber

A bitch ass teacher

I hate Mrs.Barber

Mrs. Barber

by Mrs. Barber September 6, 2016

sleep barber

the act of being barbered in one's sleep

Jay was sleep barbered because he is a jackwagon.

by Lizzie Deuces May 9, 2011