Barber Shop Hoe

A hoe that dresses like a man who more then likely gets her hair cut at a barber shop and not a beauty salon.

"Damn I would holla at her, but she look like a dude"
"Yea she just another barber shop hoe"

by Brown boy August 3, 2015

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Vanessa Jane barber

Oi did you see that cunt over there? Yeah that’s a vanessa Jane barber

“Who is vanessa Jane barber?”

“No one knows, but she looks like a cunt”

by Guccisliderpimp October 10, 2018

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An unreasonably large and hairy pussy.

I went down on this bird the other night, and frankly she had a growler like a barber's dustbin.

by ormonon October 9, 2006

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To be socially awkward and incapable of even maintaining a conversation with a hyperactive 6 year old

I know you're afraid of black ppl and might sit there like silent night, but please don't pull-a-barber

by goose1 September 21, 2007

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Fake merchandise such as shoes, watches, or clothing.

Guy 1: Aye man I just got these new yeezys
Guy 2: My guy them are barbershop specials you prolly got them at the mall!

by machonachtroll January 8, 2018

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When the progress bar on a Mac system is moving continuously, without progress, emulating a sideways barber pole.

When trying to install a program, my damn Mac keeps barber poling.

by kobalt9 April 24, 2009

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Any conversation that would only happen because you were drunk in a bar.

"So I heard you had a ridiculous barversation with Sean last night."
"Yeah, he threatened to sell me to the Wu Tang Clan."

by lindseh June 16, 2012

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