Ballsistic Pissiles

While taking a piss, the urine stream splits into 2 streams that flow in random uncontrollable directions due to the buildup of semen from recently busting a fresh nut. The piss usually gets all over the floor and the seat and even sometimes your clothes and bathroom towels. The aftermath can be devastating.

Gary: Dude I just got done nailing this fat chick. She had a bad case of FUPA and didn't...hold on a sec I will be right back. Gotta take a piss.

Frank: How long ago did you nail this fatty? Don't let your guard down, you may get attacked by ballsistic pissiles.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017

ballsup

to get defensive, or arrogant towards accusations

stop getting ballsup about it

by Lmao RIP July 7, 2019

ballbustdom

adj. 1. An encompassing event or ballbust where a person or people are effected by events that are ballbusts, or a bust to the hog. 2. An insulting set of circumstances.

You should have witnessed the ballbustdom yesterday, Jimmy. It was a ridiculous ballbust.

Ballbustdom occured when I had $700 to spend on food and beer. It turns out I spent $700 on beer.

by Hiroshima March 29, 2004

ballbusta

person who fucks up everythang!

boys watching pornos:
boy 1:damn look at her ass dogg
boy 2:hell yea her booty look like a couch
boy 3: yea tru tru, but dat dude nutz is hairy as FUCK!(hahah)
--SILENCE--
boy 1 & boy 2:Man what da fuck u say....man u a ballbusta!!

by Cody D. Colvin May 28, 2007

ballsussy

When you make your ballsack look like a vagina.

Touch my ballsussy you hunk!

by Charles dickin ur mom July 27, 2022

Balljusting

adjusting your balls in public without annoying any body

Hey man stop touching your groin, you need to learn the act of balljusting!

by baled June 13, 2013

ballsucker

A person who loves to decorate houses

Girl 1: Oh, I love to go ballsucking sometime soon!
Girl 2: That sounds fun i am a great ballsucker!
Girl 1: I will meet you at john's house.
Girl 2: That sounds great!

by ALi A IS life September 11, 2020