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el chavo ballistic

something thats supposed to be intimidating that doesnt scare you
"a preschooler is challenging my older brother to a fight"
"literally el chavo ballistic"
by el chavo ballistic September 15, 2021
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Going ballistic

Getting so angry that you literally launch yourself up like a ballistic missile
Wesley: Hey man, how's John doing now?
William: I don't think he's alright, he's going ballistic after his girlfriend left him.
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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is a 2002 American action film starring Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu. Liu (Sever) and Banderas (Ecks) play opposing secret agents who are supposedly enemies, but team up during the movie to fight a common enemy. The film was universally panned by critics, often listed among the worst movies ever made. In March 2007, the movie review site Rotten Tomatoes ranked the film #1 among "The Worst of the Worst" movie list, with 108 "rotten" reviews and no "fresh" ones. Financially, the film was also a box office failure, recouping just over $19.9 million of its $70 million budget.

Facts about Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)

1. The role of Agent Sever was originally written to be played by a man. Wesley Snipes and Jet Li were originally said to star, then Vin Diesel and Sylvester Stallone.

2. The 2001 Game Boy Advance game "Ecks vs. Sever" was actually based on an early script draft for this film and not the other way around. The game's producers later made a sequel to that game that was based on the finished version of the movie.

3. Grossed less than 30% of its budget at the box-office making it one of the biggest box-office failures in film history.

4. Rotten Tomatoes list this film as #1 on their list of "The 100 Worst Reviewed Movies of All Time".

Source: IMDB.
Here is another fact about the film Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) in which it (erroneously) places the FBI (United States) in Canada:

1. Among the most obvious plot holes noted by critics of the film is the fact that the FBI - an organization intended to work within the United States - is somehow working in Vancouver, Canada, causing costly shootouts with other Americans.

2. Factual error: Why are the FBI investigating and following their case if it's in Canada? The FBI or any other law enforcement agency in the US has no jurisdiction in Canada.

Source: Wikipedia, www.moviemistakes.com.
by The Centurion November 29, 2012
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ballistic castration

-How did he lose his balls?

-He performed ballistic castration on himself.
by Dudeman338 April 5, 2023
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ballistic

(verb-to go ballistic): to go berserk on someone/something.
mother: sons, i am gone to my hairdresser appointment, i don't want you to ballistic on each other, i know you like to fight, but please watch TV comme du monde while I am gone.

older son: yes mom!.
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Ballistic

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Peter Griffin: I'm about to go ballistic! *kills several Canadian soldiers*
by The_Condutor July 29, 2021
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Ballistic

I AM BALLISTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!! >:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
but i didn't even do anything..
waht ;-;
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