A ballistic wank is where you masturbate but don't catch your load, causing it to be fired like a projectile across the room... This is usually done in hotel rooms and rental properties where the landlord is a douchebag
by Flat.Turd June 2, 2020
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by el chavo ballistic September 15, 2021
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by The_Condutor July 29, 2021
Get the Ballistic mug.The Intercontinental Ballistic Plyta (ICBP) represents a class of long-range, strategic projectile devices engineered for delivering high-impact payloads over intercontinental distances. Unlike its counterparts, which predominantly rely on advanced composites and metals, the ICBP is uniquely characterized by its utilization of reinforced plyta—Lithuanian for "brick"—as a primary construction material. This innovation not only signifies a breakthrough in materials science but also introduces a novel approach to aerospace design and payload delivery systems.
In a groundbreaking demonstration of international cooperation and technological advancement, the newly developed Intercontinental Ballistic Plyta (ICBP) was successfully launched, showcasing its potential to redefine global strategic defense systems.
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