baldy badger

A fat baldy fanny, but can also mean a bald man in his 40's.

Example 1:

John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.

Example 2:

John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.

by BanterWagonn March 12, 2014

Baldy Long

A hairstyle which is reseeding on top and long at the back.

Mel Smith - one half of legendary comedy duo Smith and Jones - wouldn't have been half as funny were it not for his Baldy Long

by NebCRasbit June 10, 2020

Baldy Sour

A terrible haircut

"The barber gave me another baldy sour!"

by Reefyburke May 25, 2016

Baldy McFuckadoodle

a bald guy whose name you just can't recall

Do you remember when that pump salesman-Baldy McFuckadoodle-said that these pumps are the best on the market and have the best warranty?

by T-Bag Bradley January 18, 2010

baldy sour

Denotes shaved genitals. Most often female.

I was stoked to discover she had a baldy sour, because I hate 70's style bush.

by Fern Frenzy July 14, 2013

Baldi's Ballsack

Baldi's Basics porn

A: Yo dudeeee, you seen Baldi's Ballsack?
B: Hell yeah man! That shit is banger bro

by eatmybung34 June 15, 2018

Baldie's Steak Night

Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.

Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.

I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.

by Twaggy Smidgekin October 20, 2010