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bag of beat dicks

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Adj. The tired feeling of sleepiness after beating off multiplied by an entire bag of beat dicks. ; extreme tiredness
I just ran five miles, I feel like a bag of beat dicks.
by Bertdogg54 June 18, 2015
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When something is a big bag of floppy dicks, it's lame and disappointing.
Well, that's just a big bag of floppy dicks.
by Daniel Woolf January 14, 2008
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Describing any situation that you feel is lame, boring, or otherwise below your standard.
Hey dude, this party sucks.
I know man, it's gayer than a bag of rubber dicks. And that's pretty gay!
by Akamaitek August 18, 2006
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Something that is even more stupid than a bag of dog dicks
Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.
by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020
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bag of day old dicks

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1.(noun)The phrase "A bag of day old dicks" is used to describe someone who has been a bag of dicks for so long that they are outdated, or tend to smell. The phrase can also be used to desribe a topic that has been used and abused for so long that no one wants to hear it any longer.

2. The phrase can also be used to describe something that smells because it is rotten or just disqusting.
That group of gutter punks on the corner just smelled like a bag of day old dicks when we walked by.

Yesterday we talked about bags of dicks for 12 hours straight until the bag of dicks grew to be a bag of day old dicks.
by Gene the fiend July 3, 2008
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Used to describe something or someone that is very gay.
Look at Justin's shirt. That thing is gayer than a bag full of rainbow colored rubber dicks.
by c/council February 21, 2011
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eat a bag of dick

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Based on the principle that if a mouth is full, can no longer spout stupid and annoying words; shut the fuck up
Andrew, that had to be the stoopidest thing I ever heard. Eat a bag of dick and get the fooke out my house.
by steelingmyheart December 2, 2004
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