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Socially Awkward Penguin

Currently one of the most popular variations of Advice Dog, Socially Awkward Penguin features a penguin on a blue background.

The surrounding text is not so much advice as it is descriptions of situations all socially awkward people will recognize.

You only laugh at it because you know you have been there.
BE POLITE, HOLD THE DOOR

-socially awkward penguin-

THEY'RE SLIGHTLY TOO FAR AWAY
by thisisathens January 31, 2010
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Awkward Moment

The new "hip" thing to say in a Facebook status update. Wildly used out of context by students and young English people in an attempt to stand out from all the everyday statuses that appear on the proverbial news feed.
CORRECT example. "That awkward moment when you're facing an old flame/work colleague on a train/bus and attempting to avoid eye contact."

WRONG example. "That awkward moment when you realize you've woken up late for a lecture"

That's not awkward, that's just laziness.
by Sgwarnnog June 20, 2012
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awkward boner

an untimely erection usually resulting in embarrassment in front of public places
The teacher called me to the board, but my awkward boner prevented me from doing so.
by hunglow57 February 2, 2009
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Awkward Brick

A situation that reaches extremely high levels of uncomfortableness and perplexity. It is when it is so awkward, you won't talk to the other people for the rest of your life. It is as if a giant brick of awkward fell from the sky and landed in the room, smashing all other emotions.
"Son, were getting a divorce."
AWKWARD BRICK

"Baby, I'm cheating on you with your two brothers."
AWKWARD BRICK
by Jesus Dacuma March 16, 2008
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Awkward friendship

A friendship that feels awkward, especially after being dumped by your significant other.

Usually a friendship that you won't keep after being dumped by your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Guy 1: You got dumped by that hot chick you really like? Are you still friends with her?

Guy 2: Ehhhh, I am, but, it's real awkward. Now, she can have a relationship with any guy she wants, and not feel guilty about talking to me about it. I may as well dump her as a friend. What I have with her is an awkward friendship.
by Random Person 362 July 19, 2011
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awkward central

An imaginary location in which two persons are locked in eternal awkwardness. Often found in failing relationships.
"Bert, I love you."
"Hang on there, Betsy. This is heading into awkward central."
"You're right. It's best we keep it fun and friendly."
by Bert Bets January 26, 2008
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Awkward Swag

The ultimate form and stage of the Swag cycle. The swag molecules will grow exponentially until it reaches a point where the molecules overflow through the person's body. This will usually corrupt the person's speech and body actions in a way so inexplicably awkward. The person will start to feel very fly, causing them to act like a bird and make them do the occasional bird sound. The biggest advantage of having awkward swag is that it makes them a chick magnet, which helps gain baby chickens.
Dude 1: Yo dude, you're acting so fly. Are you on meth?
Dude 2: Hahaha, no. It's my awkward swag.

Baby Chick 1: Hey girl, why am I attracted to that guy?
Baby Chick 2: IT'S HIS AWKWARD SWAG!!! HE'S A CHICK MAGNET!!
by Mr Awkward Swaggg April 9, 2013
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