2 definitions by Bert Bets

awkward central

An imaginary location in which two persons are locked in eternal awkwardness. Often found in failing relationships.

"Bert, I love you."
"Hang on there, Betsy. This is heading into awkward central."
"You're right. It's best we keep it fun and friendly."

by Bert Bets January 27, 2008

ubese

Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really fat.

Today an ubese girl stood on my foot. I tried to walk away and my leg snapped off.

by Bert Bets January 27, 2008