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NAME.authoritarian is a social media trend started by mike Liu alias @chinese.authoritarian
It is likely that said pages base their names on the country they live in or fictional countries such as Romanian.Authoritarian or Bikini.bottom.authoritarian.
.Authoritarian pages are mostly based on Instagram and post memes related to various current topics, such as politics or just various memes
The .authoritarian is a giant community, getting bigger every day with more then 10000 followers globally.
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The inability to react to persons of authority when directed to action. Often exhibited by teenagers, slackers and those retired-on-the-job workers.
This guy at work got right up in my grill and barked at me to complete my weekly reports. He said he was my boss and threatened to fire me if I didn't get it done. Who does he think he is? Who was that guy? Was that my boss? What's a boss? Crap, I wonder if I might have authority recognition disorder (ARD).
by Malgren von Chesterburg October 23, 2010
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Respect my authority

Its when a fatass wants people to respect his/her authority.
Im a cop, and you should respect my authority.
by SouthParkIsAwesome99 March 18, 2017
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Authoritarian

Someone who's not your father but tries to talk to someone else over age 18 like he/she is your father, or makes your decisions for you. These are usually the same kinds of bullshit people that talk the most about other people being their peers.
The scientist/medical guy/girl on TV is talking about people who don't wear masks being out of control. No, talking to somebody you're not related to like you're their father is out of control. Fuck the authoritarian bullshit.
by Solid Mantis July 29, 2020
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authority

Something that is widely misunderstood by many ignorant teenagers, dumb skaters, and clueless punks. Knowledge is power, and the authorities of our time have that power, so instead of being morons who have good intentions but don't know a fucking thing about the polotics behind authority, lets all actually go pick up a book, or become and activist and TAKE DOWN THE FUCKING SYSTEM. All of these cockfucks posting about how we "need authority" are bullshitters and close minded dickheads at best. The only thing we "need" in this world is common sense, and therefore authority won't have to provide us with it. Wake up people, and stop being a dickless puppet of the system that many of you claim to "hate".
The authorites and powers that be have seen it fit to convict innocent marijuana smokers, concious objectors, and activists of crimes and therefore put them in a little manmade thing called prison. Authority is mostly a byproduct of greed and facism.
by Fightforyour rights June 15, 2007
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Authorpedic

A person with an almost encyclopaedic knowledge of one Authors books (presumably having read them countless times). This person is ready, willing, and able to regurgitate facts, anecdotes, quotes, or other meaningless irrelevance at will about said books in order to impress, though unknowingly they are only highlighting their own utter dullness. This person is very closely related to a Show-off, someone who can recite every detail of TV shows from years or series past.
Normal person “Wow, you say this is the seventh Harry Potter book, seriously how much money does this greedy cow want to make copying Tolkien??”
Nerdlinger “Actually the number seven is lucky in Harry Potter, students attend Hogwarts for seven years and there are seven players on each Quidditch team. Sirius is also imprisoned on the seventh floor of Hogwarts, in fact I’m reading the seventh book for the seventh time ….etc etc”
Normal Person “Errr right, that’s great, you’re a social clothesline and now I find out you’re Authorpedic. If I were you I’d start exclusively reading guides on how to meet women otherwise it's going to get real lonely, Adios you loser.”
by HeyZeusDelSanto August 22, 2010
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Authoritate

To provide authority to a matter or situation.
Cameron used examples from the United States constitutions to authoritate his position.
by Defintions By Sparks February 27, 2018
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