ass hat

a gay guys condom

hey baby do u have the ass hat in so hot and bothered

hey big boy u cant have non of this unles you have an ass hat

by goose May 20, 2003

Ass Hat

A pair of pants. AKA: The hat of an ass.

"You are an ass hat!" "I'm a pair of pants?"

by UmmmHello?! May 07, 2012

Ass Hat

A condom(jimmy hat) for use with the buttocks. Esp. a form of protection worn during anal fisting.(Although usage is appropriate for other forms of ass-play).

Dear, before you stick your hand up my butt, be sure to put on your ass hat. Anything less would be unsanitary.

by wh@tevAr July 17, 2008

Ass Hat

A person who is completely and utterly stupid and annoying. They usually tend to be employees.

That principle is a complete ass hat.

by panama city beach alex February 10, 2017

Ass hat

when you wear a donkey as a hat....

Take off the ass hat!

by Some guy who commented February 27, 2016

Ass Hat

To sit on someone's head after one has had sex.

Whoa! I wasn't expecting the ass hat after sex!

by C-Diz November 21, 2007

ass hat

A fucking moron, also known as a fuckin idiot, dumbass

yo, you are soo stupid, u fuckin ass hat.

by Dustin Cutlip June 10, 2007