askhole

A person who seeks advice and purposefully never uses it or does the exact opposite.

My wife's father always wants my advice and does the opposite. What an askhole he is.

by Czechsmix1 July 11, 2020

Live Music Askhole

ASKHOLE: The person who wants to request songs of you WHILE you are performing live music.

noun Vulgar.
Slang.
a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.

adjective
Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.

This drunk LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE not only screamed requests for a completely non-related genre of music (ex: band currently playing Howling Wolf and LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE is screaming for Dave Matthews Band) while the singer songwriter bandleader musician multi-instrumentalist did his best to not make eye contact, she actually tried to grab the microphone out of his hand. When escorted away from the stage she is livid, mumbling and cursing as if she has been wronged.

by tiacorinnahd June 19, 2018

askhole

An ASKHOLE is someone who asks for advice, then negates it verbally
immediately, in a condescending manner. Then takes actions contrary to the advice given.

John: Hey Steve! Where's a good place to golf?

Steve: I like that one by the ocean.
John: What? That place has nothing but distractions. Like all the bikini babes you can see from the 3rd 4th and 5th holes! Ocean air might corrode my clubs! Nah!

I'm going to that one that's further away and costs much more!

Don't be an ASKHOLE John!

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? March 1, 2024

Askhole

Someone who takes advice, but never uses it.

Guy1: "Yeah I told Brian to vote for Trump and he's voting for Hillary."

Guy2: "What an Askhole."

by MeinKamphyChair October 6, 2016

Askhole

A conspiracy theorist who uses questions to avoid having to back up a claim.

"I'm just asking the question" is a favorite comment from an Askhole.

by Stevovo January 14, 2021

facebook askhole

The one friend on Facebook whose statuses and posts consist only of things such as "Like for a tbh?", "like for a rate?" "At midnight, tell me how you really feel about me?" and so forth.

Lauren: Wow, Nic just posted "like for a rate? 100% honest" for the sixth time today.

Zoe: Ugh, what a Facebook Askhole.

by lozinator February 7, 2014

Askhole

(n) someone who asks many stupid, pointless, or obnoxious questions.

¨That boy John is such and askhole¨
¨Yeah, he asks the most retarded questions¨

by ghost.exe September 30, 2018