An morbidly obese schizophrenic who had a checkered past who had a handful of lovers at a young age. When he first became a father he was not good at it cause he was a child himself. He lost his innocence at a young age but was and still extremely naive.
Man 1: Arturo screwed the Virgin Mary and made a demon baby with her and almost single handedly ended the world because of this. God have mercy on his soul.
by Shinkdmeister May 24, 2020
Get the Arturomug. Arturo is a dude who breadcrumbs you. He leaves you on seen while you’re desperately trying to text him or get his attention. I honestly hate him. He makes me feel so happy but couple minutes later i finally confessed, he already knew I liked him but I still told him. Then asked him if he liked me back. I was like nvm you probably don’t. He then proceeded to say “Never said that.” Why would you say that. After that we say goodnight and I fall asleep. In the morning im spamming him and he just leave me on seen.
“I hate Arturo.”
by I love him and hate him April 26, 2025
Get the Arturomug. a very very very special person who is very sigma and attractive and sweet he is very FREAKY but respectful.
Arturo is something you can’t just find the wild it spawns In he is very sigma and attractive and FREAKY and nice
by Valhawktuah June 9, 2025
Get the Arturomug. A nigga who went to ASTRO world and fucking died. He has an autistic fat brother he likes eating him out.
by Yomama1110995744 November 21, 2021
Get the Arturomug.