Arsenal

This term is used to describe something so frustrating, distressing and baffling, you've gone past the point of caring for it.

For example, "my girlfriend cheated on me with my step father, the situation was very arsenal", or "I lost 4 million on gambling and ran my dog over on the way home, yesterday was extremely arsenal".

by The Plug_Financial management June 21, 2020

arsenal

A NORTH london football team based in highbury (at time of writing).Better than a team called Tottenham Hotspur. Spurs are jealous cause we are better and have a better history. The only thing that makes them feel good about themselves is that they have been based in North London a few years longer than us. Losers.

Just look at their badge. We have a canon, united have a devil, Spurs have a prancing wet hen.

We love u Arsenal, we do
We love u Arsenal, we do
We love u Arsenal, we do
Oh arsenal we love you

by gunnersfan May 8, 2006

Arsenal

A highly skilled football team based in London. Arsenal are current championships of the best footballing league in Europe.

"Damn, Arsenal just won 7-0 again :("
"Yey, 9727 points clear now :)"

by Matthew Smith March 3, 2005

Arsenal

Probably the best damn soccer team in the English Premier League. Much Better than Man U

Hey look, Arsenal won the F.A. cup again

by man u sucks February 15, 2005

arlener-obb

Pretending to be innocent when you are really a slut.

Deep rooted Scottish Origins

Nicky: I'd love to get in that.
Mike: Nah mate, she'd never let yeh
Nicky: Yer wrong, total arlener-obb you go there. knob gobbler through and through.

by Devpaul January 25, 2008

Arsenal Fan TV

A YouTube channel ran by Arsenal Fan Robbie Lyle that consists of post match interviews with Arsenal fans consisting of their opinions of each game, arsenal players, and even the manager in charge. AFTV is enjoyed by rival fans for the explosive interviews/rants some fans give during interviews. Usually these explosive rants are said by fans who keep reappearing in videos. AFTV has pre-match videos, transfer rumor videos, and other content, but most people enjoy it for the rants and the reappearing fans such as DT, Claude, Troopz, and Ty.

Robbie: “Arsenal Fan TV, DT another disappointing result today....”

DT: “I’m sick of this shit Robbie! Kroeneke needs to go!”

Robbie: “AFTV, Claude-“

Claude: “IT’S TIME TO GO!”

by citeh citeh citeh January 14, 2020

Arsenal

the best football team in the premier league who are way better than man u. But they cheated to beat us in the semi final of the champions league this wednesday!!!

Arsenal supporter: We lost the semi finals of the champions league.

Manchester united supporter: I know we played very very well.

Arsenal supporter: Shut up your team cheated everybody knows that!!!!

by ARSENAL FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!! May 9, 2009