When you create a parking space where one doesn't exist; usually with hazard flashers. Most often in the fire lane in front of the door at a store, but could also be at the end of an existing row of parking spaces.

I can't get out of the parking lot; someone did Armenian Valet and I can't get around them to the exit.

Armenian Valet by David VonDoom October 3, 2016

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Armenian Killer

Racial Slur for Turks

Referring to the Armenian Genocide

Can anyone tell that Armenian Killer (Recip Erdoğan) to shut up about his objections against Finland and Sweden's bid to join NATO?

Armenian Killer by Porg009 May 19, 2022

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Armenian Sleeping Bag

1) Seduce a female into your van/wagon/dingy basement.
2) Terminate her by making a vertical incision from the upper chest down to the pelvis and empty out all her insides much like cleaning out a pumpkin in preparation to make a jack-o-lantern
3) Install a sturdy zipper where the incision was made
4) Proceed to sleep inside her carcass for the remainder of the night.

As a result of their excess blubber and pre-stretched epidermis, heavier-set girls tend to make superior Armenian Sleeping Bags.

Armenian Sleeping Bag by BALBOA'S BEST September 5, 2011

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armenian armchair

A sex position involving a man or woman on hands and knees while a man sits on top of their shoulder blades, a third man blows the man on top while fucking the man or women on the bottom in the ass or vagina.

Last night it got wild, mike, matt and I got involved in an armenian armchair.

armenian armchair by Carlos Danger 5 April 22, 2017

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