(wife to husband): "These last few weekends at the beach have been nice. Too bad I'm going to lose you to football. You're making me an armchair widow"
(one gf to another gf): "We were dating for like, three months, then BAM. He's watching games and doesn't want to go out"
(other gf): "girl, you a armchair widow"
(one gf to another gf): "We were dating for like, three months, then BAM. He's watching games and doesn't want to go out"
(other gf): "girl, you a armchair widow"
by jawasan August 29, 2019
Get the armchair widowmug. Someone without any background in phycology who thinks they know everything about it. They usually diagnose people or themselves with little to no knowledge of how these illnesses work.
by SexyPigBoi May 20, 2021
Get the armchair therapistmug. Acting like a race car driver while never having driven a race car on a track.
An automotive forum user who spends the majority of their free time researching racing products for their non-existent race car.
Research can also include racing techniques, building a race vehicle, proper configuration for said racing vehicle, etc.
An automotive forum user who spends the majority of their free time researching racing products for their non-existent race car.
Research can also include racing techniques, building a race vehicle, proper configuration for said racing vehicle, etc.
Taking place in a discussion forum:
Andy says: "EBC RedStuff Brakes will not be on any (Insert race team name here) performance vehicles.
Since we are all into armchair racing on this forum, here is my current ideal race car setup: ...."
Brian replies with: "But I've read so many good things about EBC RedStuff Brake Pads online! I haven't ever used them, but I'm sure that any racer, any real racer would want to use them."
Andy says: "EBC RedStuff Brakes will not be on any (Insert race team name here) performance vehicles.
Since we are all into armchair racing on this forum, here is my current ideal race car setup: ...."
Brian replies with: "But I've read so many good things about EBC RedStuff Brake Pads online! I haven't ever used them, but I'm sure that any racer, any real racer would want to use them."
by The Ross May 5, 2012
Get the Armchair Racingmug. I was having tea the other night with Chester while we were watching the flick My Mom blows like the wind. When the mother started blowing the daughter's boyfriend, Chester said "that dude is a bitch, he can't even get a hardon". He is such an armchair pornstar.
by Onthefence December 9, 2008
Get the Armchair Pornstarmug. An individual who will behave in an overly aggressive and confrontational manor, due to the saftey of internet anonimity and the low chance of violent retaliation taken against them.
Usually refers to teenage online gamers and forum posters who insult others and pretend to be 'bad ass', in the knowledge that there is a low probability that they will come to physical harm themselves.
Usually refers to teenage online gamers and forum posters who insult others and pretend to be 'bad ass', in the knowledge that there is a low probability that they will come to physical harm themselves.
XxEliteSnipezYouDeadxX: "MasterChief117xXx. I'm going to rape your mom then kick your ass, you pussy bitch"
MasterChief117xXx: "Bring it on you TK'ing jerk"
XxXSniperHawkzXz: "Damn that XxEliteSnipezYouDeadxX is such an Armchair Rebel"
or
Johnny: "Yo Mike, I just told this fag on the WoW forums that his lightning shield of mana burn sucks my balls, and that I pound his mom every night"
Mike: "That's cold dude"
Johnny: "Who cares, what's he gonna do, track me down?"
Mike: "You're such an armchair rebel dude, if he ever found you, you would shit yourself"
MasterChief117xXx: "Bring it on you TK'ing jerk"
XxXSniperHawkzXz: "Damn that XxEliteSnipezYouDeadxX is such an Armchair Rebel"
or
Johnny: "Yo Mike, I just told this fag on the WoW forums that his lightning shield of mana burn sucks my balls, and that I pound his mom every night"
Mike: "That's cold dude"
Johnny: "Who cares, what's he gonna do, track me down?"
Mike: "You're such an armchair rebel dude, if he ever found you, you would shit yourself"
by dunleeruk December 19, 2009
Get the Armchair Rebelmug. Someone judging another person and saying they can do such a better job, just cause their trying to be cool and hide what their really thinking and feeling.
Armchair Quarterback.
He/she sit's in a chair and tells the quarter back on TV what to do cause he/she thinks they can do a better job..
Just a different meaning behind Armchair Rockstar
He/she sit's in a chair and tells the quarter back on TV what to do cause he/she thinks they can do a better job..
Just a different meaning behind Armchair Rockstar
by ladeedaahh March 22, 2011
Get the Armchair Rockstarmug. Biology research so pointless its only real use is for the people who research it to sit around in armchairs discussing said pointless dribble with each other. Ironically, armchair biologists usually feel a false sense of superiority, insisting that the obscurity of their work only makes is more special and therefore noteworthy. Such research is often conducted in a whale jail and may or may not be cupcake science. In summary, armchair biology wastes money and time to help nobody in the end and armchair biologists are pretentious assholes.
Mark: Julie just spent 9 years on her Ph.D. figuring out the chemical compounds in eider spit from the western Aleutian Islands.
John: Nobody is ever going to give a shit about that in a million years, what a goddamn waste of time!
Mark: Yeah I know, another bright mind lost to armchair biology.
John: Nobody is ever going to give a shit about that in a million years, what a goddamn waste of time!
Mark: Yeah I know, another bright mind lost to armchair biology.
by somethingnew May 13, 2007
Get the armchair biologymug.