appetizer

A mistress, sidebae, sidehoe, etc.

Bitch, why you wanna be his appetizer when you can be his main course?

by gummiklereb0 June 18, 2019

Appleton Dick

A person who has or gives good dick to someone sexually.

Girl he gave me that Appleton Dick.

by NKJA June 10, 2021

The Appleton Slide

A sex act where a Cleveland Steamer is administered to someone sitting at a 45 degree (or approx.) angle and the feces is left to run down from the neck / chest area to the genital area. The receiving female is then eaten out until the area is entirely clean. If the recipient is a male then he is blown with special attention to leaving the whole area clean.

Ben - I gave your Mom a Cleveland Steamer yesterday and she loved it.
Nate - That shit is for amateurs! I gave your Mom the Appleton Slide! BTW, can you please go take the bag off her head? I forgot to do that...

by Dirty Sanchezzzzz June 6, 2013

existential appetizer

A saying or proverb that stimulates deep thinking but does not satisfy

Professor Nick loved to serve his students existential appetizers in Ethics 101 and they hated him for it

by von groovy March 30, 2019

Pseudo-Appetish

The Feeling or Condition of Craving Specific Food, After Having A Large Meal or Stomach Is Still Full (Satiated).

Andy : (Burp!!) It's Been A While Since I Had Food, Maybe I Should Get Two Bars of Chocolate To Get Rid of This Hunger. (Glee Face)

Slavy: Dude Really ? You Just Had A Bowl Of Honey Nut Cheerios (Cereals). You're Hungry ? Meh, You're Just Having Food Craving. A Pseudo-Appetish !!!

by Inquirer of Nill June 13, 2020

appletits

the way a girls boobs form when there name starts with a F.

Kevin: dude did you see my sisters boobs??

Rob:yea, from the looks of it, it looks like she must have appletits

by k. pringles February 12, 2009

Appletonia

a fantasy version of the shitty town of Appleton, Wisconsin.

Appletonia seems better than Appleton.

by Briana Michelle March 31, 2007