Antiquing

Verb - Seeking out romantic or sexual partners who are elderly, or of an age significantly older than oneself.

Jenny declined my invitation to go to the college bars tonight--she's probably antiquing at Barnes & Noble again.

by TheGoodKingBroccolli April 12, 2017

Colombian Antique

Sexual act performed at fine gentleman’s clubs around the world. A woman, usually for hire, fills her anus with fine Colombian powder and flatulates in a man’s face. This gives a ghost like appearance and instant euphoria.

I was ripping rails off a strippers ass. Some fell into her crack and she Colombian Antiqued me.

by Colombianantique March 17, 2024

antiquing

the pursuit of the elderly to satisfy your sexual needs

Jim spends at least one day a week volunteering at the local senior center and to get a little antiquing in.

by Beelzebubba September 9, 2016

Antique

Pulling an antique is making a classic overplayed move that is to be expected by others

He pulled an absolute antique last night, shouldn’t even be surprised at this point...

by Bridget Jones November 23, 2021

Antique Ladder

When you mount an octogenarian to sexually penetrate them.

“Woah, last night my sister attempted an antique ladder on octogenarian!”

by botcabbage June 20, 2020

Antiquated humour

The type of humour is from people born between 1945-1975. This humour has themes of iPhones, young people having entitlement, how young people don’t understand how books work, and how everyone is addicted to their phones

After my dad made a joke that I’m addicted to my phone, I told him the joke was antiquated humour

by Seth Bluman March 29, 2022

Antique

A DESCRIPTIVE TERM FOR AN AGING DORSET BUILDER..

QUOTE: LOOK AT THAT ANTIQUE TRYING TO BUILD A WALL, ITS AS STRAIGHT AS A LABOURER'S KNOB

LOOK AT THAT ANTIQUE TRYING TO BUILD A WALL, ITS AS STRAIGHT AS A LABOURER'S KNOB

by Dorset tosser February 6, 2022