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Antique Ladder

When you mount an octogenarian to sexually penetrate them.
“Woah, last night my sister attempted an antique ladder on octogenarian!”
by botcabbage June 20, 2020
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Antiquated humour

The type of humour is from people born between 1945-1975. This humour has themes of iPhones, young people having entitlement, how young people don’t understand how books work, and how everyone is addicted to their phones
After my dad made a joke that I’m addicted to my phone, I told him the joke was antiquated humour
by Seth Bluman March 29, 2022
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antique fishtank

Did you hear about Ben’s mom?
She got pregnant.
She’s a total antique fishtank now.
by Mrfieldhouse November 9, 2021
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antiquing arms

Keeping your arms held behind your back by holding one wrist with the opposite hand. This is to avoid breaking things with your arms/hands walking through and antique store.
“I better get my antiquing arms on!”
by Ambiiii July 4, 2024
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Antiquing

A woman that is 35 years of age or younger that chooses to have sex with a man that is 60 years of age, or older.
30 year old Lucy is so tired of dealing with the B.S. of younger men, for now on she will only go Antiquing.
by Bam068 June 3, 2023
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Instant Antique

Anything, that was the BOMB when new, but NEVER lived up to the company's expectations.
Video game consoles like the "virtual boy" or the nokia's N-Gage, might be a "good idea" in a parallel universe; but like movies on UMDs, they're only instant antiques here.
by Redsonjaoriginal October 21, 2022
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Antique

A DESCRIPTIVE TERM FOR AN AGING DORSET BUILDER..

QUOTE: LOOK AT THAT ANTIQUE TRYING TO BUILD A WALL, ITS AS STRAIGHT AS A LABOURER'S KNOB
LOOK AT THAT ANTIQUE TRYING TO BUILD A WALL, ITS AS STRAIGHT AS A LABOURER'S KNOB
by Dorset tosser February 6, 2022
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