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Sexistential Angst 

Post-hook up worry about things being weird because you hooked up with that person. Feeling bad because you had sex that might not have been a good idea.
"I just did one of my ex's friends and am now suffering from sexistential angst."

"I've got some pretty bad sexistential angst, wondering how long I should wait before I call this dude."
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Dick-angst 

1 - the angst of anyone who has the misfortune to be named Dick, especally Dick Grayson of Batman and Robin fame.

2 - the angst of a girl who wishes she had a dick so that her perverted yaoi fantisies could become real.
1 - "I demand my Dick-angst!" "Mmkay here. Go nuts."

2 - "omg i have dick-angst i want a dick so i can fuck bakura cause he's so kawaii!!!"
Dick-angst by Gwenhwyfar September 16, 2005
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Cuckold Angst 

The feeling of deep anxiety or dread, typically an unfocused one involving the reality of your wife being with another man. Cuckold angst often follows the cuckolds orgasm causing him to become anxious about his wife’s sexual contact with other men. The mixed emotions that occur when the reality of being a cuckold moves from fantasy to reality.
I was not ready for the cuckold angst that occurred when actually seeing my wife having sex with another man. Her husband became very upset with cuckold angst when he found out about his wife’s affair. Even after sharing my wife with other men many times I still have some cuckold angst after words.

Morning Angst 

When you wake up (usually early) in the morning to go to work/school, and you can't help but think life blows, and that you'd rather stay in bed all day.
6:00 AM- Alarm goes off
Person: (experiencing Morning Angst) Ughhhhh fuck life..... i wanna sleep
Morning Angst by OarNahom April 6, 2011

the angst 

A hairstyle, inspired by spring awakening character Moritz Steifel, in which the angsty feelings of a person radiates from the head causing hair the stand straight up.
Martha: I like Moritz Steifel
Other Girls: Ew! even with the angst?
the angst by JarOfPickles March 16, 2009

fat-angst 

that hulking behemoth that sits in front of me in class scares me with her fat-angst
fat-angst by dave March 22, 2005

sexual angst 

Pent up anger or annoyance, when you have not had any emotional or sexual contact or sorts with the opppsite sex. Many teens feel this after some time of not seeing their significant other or not being able to spend time with them due to a tremendous amount of homework or family obligations.
The weekend was a bust, the time I spent with my boyfriend was lousey and interrupted. We saw a terrible movie in a crowded theater and got stuck having dinner at a family friend's house. On top of not seeing him all week and not being able to show affection, hug him, or make out with him, I had some serious pent up sexual angst so we have planned a night for just the two of us this weekend
sexual angst by gr747 February 8, 2008