Get drunk at a party, whip out your penis, and grab male participants of the party in their crotch for comparison of the length of their penises with that of your own, and call several women present "whores" and "sluts". Later say you had a "blackout".
by Sanvi August 7, 2017
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Anders sometimes feels like he can't control his own life, and everything and everyone is against him. He's bad at spelling. He's useless. He can't do shit. He's lazy. He's ugly. He's depressed. He's alone. He's me.
But he has good friends. He met one in 7th. They wrote to each other often, and you know what? They still do. Anders likes to write with his new friend from 7th. He trusts her to the fullest and appreciates her.
Anders sometimes feels like he can't control his own life, and everything and everyone is against him. He's bad at spelling. He's useless. He can't do shit. He's lazy. He's ugly. He's depressed. He's alone. He's me.
But he has good friends. He met one in 7th. They wrote to each other often, and you know what? They still do. Anders likes to write with his new friend from 7th. He trusts her to the fullest and appreciates her.
Anders is an ugly fuck and he's evil.
Nobody likes Anders.
Anders is depressed.
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by depressed duckling October 10, 2018
Get the Anders mug.Anders is the Scandinavian Version of Andreas. Anders is the most fierce and strongest guy you will ever meet. He is the guy you wants to be friends With, and if Your on his bad side, you better begin digging Your grave. He is also the best guy you will ever met and hav sex With. He is a god in the bed, making you scream With joy. Anders is a guy made to be a Warrior and a leader. Anders is not a guy to mess With or he will make sure Your dead.
by Norse SPartan October 11, 2018
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by clout demon January 27, 2019
Get the Ander mug.Anders An interesting character to say the least, he loves memes, and all sorts of pop culture references. He’s sweet, but can be brutally honest when it is not needed. He’s not like anyone you’ve ever met before and you might not like it. He really like memes and will become your Meme plug. He doesn’t like that people don’t take him seriously because they see him as the funny guy. He can listen to all of your problems and will help you through tuff times if you give him time to come out of his shell. He can be awkward around girls he likes, that’s just his boy reaction, even if anders is a man. He’s not perfect but if you meet him give him a shoot.
Abby: why is Anders so weird
Ben: he’s a just awkward and doesn’t know what he’s doing, try to give him some time a let him figure things out
Abby: I hope you didn’t leave me astray on this one.
Ben: he’s a just awkward and doesn’t know what he’s doing, try to give him some time a let him figure things out
Abby: I hope you didn’t leave me astray on this one.
by Lasagnacat June 23, 2019
Get the Anders mug.Mikkel Anders is a very shy guy and also likes to play videogames alot and
gets mad easily, Mikkel Anders is also a very cute boy and every girl likes him
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gets mad easily, Mikkel Anders is also a very cute boy and every girl likes him
and wants do date him, but when his not mad his very polite and likes to help people
by norwegian bastard November 7, 2019
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by clout demon March 7, 2019
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