analysis

How your boss decides important things:
As explained by Scott Adams, analysis comes from the root word ANAL and the greek word YSIS, meaning "to pull numbers from."

"I'll do an ANALYSIS and determine your next raise."

by weregopher May 13, 2005

Analessional

It is a cross between anal-retentive and professional. It is when someone takes the notion of being "professional" to such an extreme that it becomes a hindrance and makes them look like a total douche.

"Why does Chris want me to rewrite that memo again? He is so analessional, I already rewrote it five times."

by kevlar0076 August 27, 2009

analysazationalizing

The act of sensationalizing the analysis of data

Example 1: Johnny ain't got no results, but he's analysazationalizing the hell out of this talk.
Example 2: Bob is a wonderful analysazationalizer, but his graph is not a cure for cancer.

by d'jangis_roundstone January 11, 2018

anilysse

The greatest person that u could have for a friend.

Anilysse the person who would help you when you really need it.

by Skatersrule1 May 18, 2018

Analysia

The most beautiful, caring, talented, unique girl in the world. She will support you no matter what. She cares for others more than she tends to care for herself. She is the most funniest person you would ever meet . She will be the most amazing girlfriend and friend

Analysia is thickilicious and beautiful

by Jajakwbananaj November 22, 2021

Analisse

def not a opp
everyone´s bestie
the best of the best

Analisse is the best

by ilikeyamom May 8, 2023

shatter analysis

In the manner of bloodstain splatter analysis, shatter analysis attempts to identify the dietary habits of individuals who spray public toilets with explosive diarrhea.

Investigator: "Judging by the consistency and scale of the cone-shaped spray pattern, my shatter analysis tells me our victim was likely lactose intolerant and had either consumed chipotle, Thai food, or barbecue--followed by a large milk shake for dessert."

by austicoatk February 22, 2013