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Brainrot

Person A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person B: Ok son, now eat the cheese that definitely doesn't have your anti-psychotic pills

by spike827 October 20, 2023

Alpha Can Knee Won

Word Puzzle for "I'll Fuck Anyone" Write it out and trick your friends.

You: Read this, Friend. (give friend piece of paper with phrase written on it)

Friend: (reads aloud) "Alpha Can Knee Won"

You: Hehe

Friend: I'll fuck anyone

You: Hahaha

Friend: Dammit!

by X23 October 14, 2008

alpha chi sigma

A respectable co-ed professional chemistry fraternity. While many fraternities are hell-bent on drugs and alcohol, the brothers of Alpha chi sigma are truly dedicated to academics. There are many professors and Nobel Laureates who are brothers.

frat boy: I'm gonna get laid tonight at the party. What are you doing?
alpha chi sigma brother: Studying for my o-chem final and finishing up my research. You know, gotta get into med school.

by Laura5216987 March 22, 2008

Alpha Omega Epsilon

A professional and social sorority for engineering and cs majors. The girls are very smart and down to earth. Although they are sought after by intelligent, witty, and otherwise attractive young men their primary goal in college to get a degree, not a husband. And hey, you can't spell awesome without AOE.

Guy 1: "Your thermo tutor is gorgeous, is she a Zeta?"
Guy 2: "Heck no, she's an Alpha Omega Epsilon."

by Vallory Raye May 15, 2011

pseudo alpha male

1. One who is a completely fraudulent alpha male.
2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
3. The first and most substantial commandment in the practice of Cogswellianism.

Friend 1: "Mike is such a complete pseudo alpha male."

Friend 2: "How can you tell?"

Friend 1: "Well, he may try to be domineering, but there's not a single guy I know that fears or even remotely respects him."

by Sharterbaggers January 13, 2008

Theta Phi Alpha

Theta Phis are the most real girls in any sorority. They are sweet, kind, caring, and crazy intelligent. They are leaders in on and off the campus representing true Greek Life. Not only are the all around bad-asses but they are the most crazy fun sorority girls you will ever meet. They are the beautiful girls you take home to mom and then they out drink your dad under the table, because they already out drank every fraternity. Never sober, always true are the theta phis, known for holding their liquor with class. The penguin best represents them because they travel in packs, mate for life, and are always dressed for a party. Do not try and mess with a theta phi girl because if you mess with one you mess with the entire sorority. There sisterhood is the strongest, truest, and proudest of the greek tree. They would never bad mouth their sisters and are always there by there side. Every loyal, ever lasting are the Theta Phi Alpha girls.

Dude1: Wow, you would be a perfect Theta Phi Alpha. You are smart, beautiful, sweet, outgoing, and crazy fun!
PNM: Thanks! Its only the dream to belong to the best sorority on campus.

by CollegeCampuses March 18, 2015

alpha kenny body

in other words
I'll fuck anybody

if you say it out loud and fast.

"I'm a whore, so Alpha kenny body"

by Mellisa November 29, 2007