david akulis is the weirdest person you will ever meet. he doesn't really get a lot of girls, but when he has a girlfriend, he doesn't know what to do.
Mert is a really cute guy. He is very clever and handsome. And has got good humor. He is so cool! And i love him so much 👉🏻👈🏻 He was always there for me, no matter how much I hurt him, he continued to stand by me. So that makes it more valuable in my eyes <3
Girl 1: I want Mert Akgün, he is so cute.
Me: cry away za
A secret sex position that has been passed down throughout my family tree for generations. It's like the holy grail of sex positions that even masters of the act of procreation struggle at doing; don't even think of attempting this as an amateur.
"My side-chick was acting up so I had to Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary that bitch."