Gassive Aggressive

Gassive Aggressive - The passive aggressive act of farting, blowing wind, passing gas to intentionally clear a room. Can also be used to get back at your significant other while sleeping.

"Honey, why are you being so Gassive Aggressive, I know that wasn't the dog"

by sdmktgguy October 24, 2012

Aggressive Ignorance

Avoiding information in the pursuit of one's own interests and biases despite being provided with, and having access to, factual evidence to the contrary. Especially doing so through discourteous and forceful means

I can't believe the aggressive ignorance in this thread, people really hate science

by Gnomingo November 4, 2020

aggressive slacktivism

To append a statement to a slacktivist copy pasta in the format of "X% of people won't copy and paste this status message. I'm part of the 100-X% THAT WILL. ARE YOU?". This statement is an effort to guilt other Facebook users into doing as little to address the problem as you are.

Joey outed himself as a fan of aggressive slacktivism when he posted, "I know that 97% of you won't post this as your status, but my friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of someone who died, or is fighting cancer, or even had cancer, post this for at least one hour." as his Facebook status message.

by empressov May 6, 2011

aggressive chivalry

A traditionally gentlemanly gesture performed in the most masculine, over-the-top manner possible, as to draw attention to the gesture's chivalrous nature.

*Man pushes girl out of the way to open the door for her*

Man: "You'll have to forgive my aggressive chivalry"

by HookfaceSteve November 10, 2011

Socially Aggressive

A phrase used to describe someone who is determined to participate in or dominate a conversation or social situation. Socially aggressive people assume things are all about them and want to talk but never listen. They never feel uncomfortable because the never think about how others see them, and have no hesitation about crashing someone else's party/conversation/intimate moments.

As we were trying to cheer up Maria after her break-up, Scott wandered over and pushed himself into our circle, saying loudly that he couldn't believe the party didn't have his favorite brand of beer and then stayed for 10 minutes talking non-stop about his job. He was so socially aggressive we decided to avoid any other parties he might be at.

by NicksterGal September 30, 2011

lesbian aggression

Intimate violence in lesbian relationships. Develops in early childhood due to the father of the daughter being a business man.

Emily Schneider treats her partners with lesbian aggression.

by communityz556 January 12, 2009

Aggressive Caroling

Caroling an unexpected song with lots of energy. The song does not have to be a Christmas song as long as your caroling and jumping around.

Aggressive Caroling Crowd singing:
1) "You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why... CAUSE I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

2) (Bells jingling followed by) "OH SH**, SHAKE DAT ASS MA, MOVE IT LIKE A GYPSY, STOP, WHOA, BACK IT UP, NOW LET ME SEE YOUR HIPS SWING!"

by JdogTwodolla December 22, 2009