African Guacamole

When you're black and you use a straw to suck the diarrhea out of your girls butt and then funnel it back into her nose. Leaving her senseless.

Lakesha had food poisoning so I gave her some African Guacamole. She seems better now. She also had some chips.

by Bloodydragonluvr69 June 5, 2016

Africana Wakanda

The one and only black goddess, a singer performing under the pseudonym Ariana Grande. She is commonly mistaken for being Italian, but she is definitely African.

Did you hear Africana Wakandas new song?
Yes, i loved it! My African queen released a bop again.

by okdont April 7, 2020

African Wheel

A square.

"I believe our new hire is a bit of an African Wheel..."

by KiggerNike March 5, 2022

African Goggles

When you have someone's nutsack over your eyes.

Austin Driver woke up with African Goggles from Porter over his eyes.

by Driversabitch April 15, 2022

tragedy porn aficionado

Noun, usually a person. A person who shares news articles on social media about car accidents, drownings, house fires, weather- and other natural-disasters for the purpose of looking like you care about the victims. Also seen as an opportunity to offer thoughts and prayers in place of real support or help for the victims.

My friend posts daily articles about car accidents and house fires in her town, but she hasn't donated jack to help the victims. She's a total tragedy porn aficionado.

If I have to read another Facebook post from a tragedy porn aficionado offering thoughts and prayers instead of actual help for the victims, I'm going to scream.

by Notasue September 19, 2017

African

African: The worlds oldest inhabitants. The word "indigenous" means "the original" or "the first". It describe "the original" peoples who live in Africa, the old inhabitants (called "Black", english word, by modern Europeans), (not newcomers, or invaders). Also including the prototypical peoples of the African ancient and modern diaspora (African ancestry or descent). Originally inhabiting areas of tropical rain forestation, also desert dwellings.

by Vince Smith September 17, 2003

African Tree Hockey

A slang reference to the sport of basketball. Probably stems from the fact that professional basketball players are predominately of African origin and basketball is an exceedingly prominent element of young black culture in America.

See also: nigger ball

Steve: Hey, Tim! I've got two free tickets to go watch the Lakers on tuesday. You in?

Tim: You bet! I love African Tree Hockey!

by Lucky Drunk March 2, 2009