Ball ache

Similar to blue balls; Ball ache occurs when a man spends all night grinding with a lady but, alas, does not ejaculate, leaving him with a dull ache in the testes. It is the worst pain a male can suffer.

There is only one cure to ball ache, and that my friends is known as a wank.

A: Why are you walking like John Wayne?
B: Ball ache.
A: I thought you were with Jane last night?
B: Indeed. She may look like a pro, but sadly she couldn't finish off a packet of crisps.
A: Sorry to hear that
B: Shhh... I'm off to wank.

by Tidy as f*ck like March 22, 2009

Fat-Ache

An excuse used by fat people

"I can't play today, I have a Fat-Ache!"

by Troy Chrisman June 1, 2007

head ache

When you hold an erection for so long the tip of your penis begins to hurt or ache.

Man, I was foolin around with that girl for like 2 hours but I never got off so I got a head ache AND blue balls.

by Randy Dick January 12, 2009

Poo-ache

That unbelievable pain you have when you need a poo... bad.

Need to go to the toilet... got really bad poo-ache.

by ilovedigestives July 4, 2011

Head Ache

A head ache is a hidden word for masturbating or an excuse for someone not to enter your room when you are masturbating.

P- hey dude can i come in?
K- no

P- why not?
K- i have a head ache so go away

by Pedabear November 8, 2009

Meat Ache

The overstuffed feeling you get after eating at one of those Brazilian rotisserie joints

Waiter - Would you like to look at the desert menu?

You - No man, I've got a meat ache!

by STAdefZeph November 2, 2010

Brain Ache

When your brain starts to ache due to stress on your eyes.

If you try look at the back of your neck for about 15 seconds you will experience one.

They are fucking annoying.

Thought: Hey what's that lump on the back of my neck? I'll just check

15 seconds later

Brain Ache! Fuck that feels annoying!

by RoadkillSkip August 22, 2009