Alabama Santa

When an uncle or other relative gets drunk on Southern Comfort, dresses up like Santa and proceeds to punch the clown until he empties his sack all over a tree he dragged into the trailer. This has been known to take place any time of year.

Skeeter: Dang son, uncle Cletus done put on his uniform again. Is it July 4th already?

Mudd: Naw peckerhead it's October. Grab the camcorder Skeet we bout ta witness us an Alabama Santa. Ima post it on my facebook. It'll be a real online hootenanny.

Skeeter: Be careful man I got done banned for posting up me and my cousin Trixie doin a Minnesota Manicure on aunt Ginnys timeline.

by geederd December 12, 2021

Alabama Virgin

A girl who can outrun her brothers.

if they cant catch her she will stay a alabama virgin

by Gator_HD December 9, 2008

Alabama

A metaphor for "The entire state is one big family"

Donovan Gardensnipper: Yo, like, Alabama.
Flavington Cornjacker: Oof.

by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019

Alabama Nigger

A nigger that can't eat where the white folks eat and can't sit at the front of the bus.

White guy: Look at that Alabama nigger.

Nigger:Fuck you say nigga?

by Fuckerindapussy4 April 20, 2017

Ackbar

A muppet operated by a team of migets that was in the 3rd Star Wars movie. Looked like a fish and had his own ship. Basically answered the question "What if James T. Kirk had been a carp?" Also had a voice that was reputed to be a poor imitation of Sean Connery. His two good lines are frequently used in situations between grunts (who are Star Wars geeks) where the command has totally bunged things up.

"It's a trap!"

And to a lesser extent-

"It's no use, General Calrissian, our crusiers can't repel firepower of that magnitude!"

(And yes, I am quoting this from memory. That's just sad)

by Triscuit July 12, 2004

Alabama Wet Wipe

Noun

1. A wad of toilet paper that you have spit onto in an attempt to cleanse intimate areas after using the restroom necessitated by the unavailability (particularly in the deep south, e.g. Alabama) of legitimate baby wipes or wet wipes.

I was visiting friends that live in Alabama and after I dropped a deuce I was stunned to see that there were no wet wipes to use, so I was forced to improvise and make an Alabama Wet Wipe.

by Sweitzerman August 23, 2018

Alabama Backwoods Assdangle

The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.

"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."

by kinglinesskrabs September 22, 2011