above Reddit's paygrade

Term used on advice subreddits to indicate that the OP's issue is something that Reddit is wholly unsuited for resolution of and that should really be referred to a lawyer or a therapist.

"The trauma caused by you walking in on your wife getting throat-fucked by a circus clown is really above Reddit's paygrade. You should see a therapist."

by BakedBeanBreville December 24, 2019

gay above the belt

A man who does anything with another man that does not involve anything 'below the belt'.

Pete Wentz (Peter Lewis Kingston Wents III) - Fall Out Boy bassist, is 'gay above the belt' He has been known to kiss men but says he has and will not engage in any act 'below the belt' with a member of the same gender.

by PolkaDotHearttt February 10, 2010

playing above the rim

Dating out of your league.

I don't know how Jay landed his hot girlfriend. He is totally playing above the rim.

by Andrea S. December 21, 2005

Above my Paygrade

Being asked to do something at work that is way above and beyond the pittance that you actually get paid. Can also be used in everyday situations when one is asked to do something that will inconvenience their everyday life.

Example 1

Boss: Alice, I need you to give me the calculations on those reports by close of play today!

*Blank stare from Alice*

Boss: Well don't just look at me...get started!

Alice: Dude, I'm just the secretary. Doing detailed reports is way above my paygrade.

*Boss mumbles curses*

Boss: Fine then! I'll get Smithers to do it...

Example 2

Chick 1: So did you hook up with Scotty in the end?

Chick 2: Nah, I found out that he was two-timing me so I bailed out...

Chick 1: That's a shame dude...but why didn't you fight for your man? I would have if it was me...

Chick 2: Sorry but fighting over a loser is way above my paygrade.

Chick 1: True..true...

by lady lynxx April 1, 2009

poochie above the coochie

This word describes the fat roll toward the bottom of the stomach. It is located between the belly button, but above the genitals (though on extremely obese people, it can hang down over the genitals)

synonyms: butt in the front

That girl so fat, look at her poochie above the coochie.

by butchdyke April 23, 2004

Playing above the rim

playing basketball above the rim, with plays like dunking and alley-ops

I have to say I'm impressed, because its very uncommon, to see a white guy playing above the rim

by Flip727 October 21, 2011

beans above the frank

to take one balls and penis and twist them clockwise so that the balls end up above the penis. Great for parties

I was sitting at home bored so I went to the mirror and put the beans above the frank!

by mezkicksass December 13, 2007