Trump: I’m the most tremendous, greatest, awesomest, most incredible, smart, twelve years later...and best president you’ll ever see.
Me: could you ever say something nice to someone else?
Me: could you ever say something nice to someone else?
by you are reading my name May 7, 2020

British person 1: oi mate! That stinks!
British person 2: yeah, sorry for the trump
Russian agent: sir, the orangutan is in power.
Putin: excellent, now we can begin our plans for mr trump.( maniacal laugh)
British person 2: yeah, sorry for the trump
Russian agent: sir, the orangutan is in power.
Putin: excellent, now we can begin our plans for mr trump.( maniacal laugh)
by Fallenangel14 July 27, 2017

by Arnold Haffers May 24, 2018

Aggressively hitting on a woman to the point of sexually assaulting her, to wit: moving on her hard, moving on her like a bitch, grabbing her by the pussy.
by DeineMutteristFett October 22, 2016

by schrodinstein July 29, 2020

First thing in the morning I am usually trumping. I like to multitask and get the most out of my time.
by Stacc 512 December 24, 2018

by cbroo May 1, 2004
