Two Kinds of Retarted

The art of acting so slow and stupid, people wonder if there is something else wrong with you then their already is.

Girl 1- Hey can i ask you a question.

Girl 2- Shoot.

Girl 1- Im smart!

Girl 2- What!?, thats not even a question, man
you must be two kinds of retarted.

by Numero A November 4, 2009

Suck Dick Retarted

The moment a man goes partially retarted while cumming from getting his dick sucked.

He went suck dick retarted

by QueenCalee November 29, 2019

Retarted Pinky Syndrome

When you're playing Guitar Hero and your pinky is so retarted that it won't press the blue or orange buttons.

I just failed the song.

Why?

My Retarted Pinky Syndrome is acting up.

by Ms Cullen July 11, 2008

Ghetto Retarted Syndrome

someone who talks and acts ghetto but for some reason is stupid as hell they speak a foriegn language called ghettoniese and this person also sometiomes acts like a dumb blonde this person's name usually starts off with a J.

Jazmine is so ghetto and stupid i think she has Ghetto Retarted Syndrome.

by george3343 December 28, 2007

RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS

what a rich man needs

a poor person has

we cant live without it

itssssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaa

RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS x.x

ali zayed aka fat ass, RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS

by RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS June 19, 2010

retarted giraffe

a word that can describe about anything..a mystical creature like a liger, bigfoot or jewish people discovered in Tiffs house in the bathroom ever since then its wrecked havoc and destruction on man kind with its long tale and retarted ways

"look at her shes such a retarted giraffe.."

"dude i retarted giraffe so hard last night"

by retarted giraffe man September 14, 2008

Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster

Your Mom, and her ass.

Also Sarah Jessica Parker.
sucks ass.

Guy:Dude I picked up a Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster

Dude: Screw You Guy!

by Tanner J. Linares. January 9, 2011