Quagmire of epic proportions

Something you would say to describe how much trouble or problems you have gotten yourself into.

Leah: Oh no! We got dirt on mums new dress.
Sophie: Shit! What should we do? There isn't enough time to wash it before the party!
Leah: This is a quagmire of epic proportions!

by Ghostkid XD October 15, 2008

naughty double quagmire

Shove your two balls into the cheek pockets of your hoe and smack her face with your dick and then jizz in each eyeball and then screamm "WHOS YOUR DADDY? GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GOOOO!"

my bitch was gettin fresh so i gave her a naughty double quagmire.

by quags December 8, 2006

the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire

1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.

2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.

jack: "monkey."

jack: "NO MONKEY."

jack: "monkey."

daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."

by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010

omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportions

Syria

"The Battle of Aleppo in 2015, with its simultaneous multi-levelled siege and being able to travel in a straight line and travel through government, YPA, government, rebel, and ISIS territory, truly was an omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportions".

by l0l_ March 18, 2022

Quagmire

an awkward, complex, or hazardous situation

Maneuvering through the quagmire of backroom bargaining and subterfuge is now more dangerous than ever

by Youth2235 April 7, 2019

Glen Quagmire

Looks like Dream lol.

-Omg dream finaly is here
-WTF GLEN QUAGMIRE??

If someone ask: did you saw Dream face reveal?

You say: Yes I saw it on Family Guy, GLEN QUAGMIRE! Gigtty Gigtty!

by SrRumor January 4, 2023

Quagmire

Glenn Quagmire or just Quagmire is a fictional character from the cartoon Family Guy. He is the sex crazed perverted Neighbor of the Griffins who is always horny and will bang just about every chick he meets.

He went so Quagmire last night.

by Adjsoto August 8, 2016