kris

stink ass skank

She's far beyond a whore, shes Kris

by t.pf October 20, 2008

kris

Keltic region in Spain

The attractive Galicia area is a Kris

by CriostoirHulme August 27, 2005

Kris

Kindergarten room in school

We will find the teacher in the kris

by CriostoirHulme August 27, 2005

Kris

1. A bathroom door
2. The newest dildo
3. A classroom
4. Lays chips'

1. "The kris is broken."
2. "Wow! What a kris!"
3. "Is this the right kris?"
4. "Yummy krises!"

by Rshelps November 11, 2008

kris

toetjesmonster (dessertmonster), kris is a person who will beat the shit out of you if he doesn't get the right dessert.

where is my dessert? I'm gonna pull a kris!

by jemoeder335 March 23, 2022

Kris

get the banana

Kris get the banana

by ultimate368 January 31, 2022

A Kris

A Kris is a mostly derogatory slang term for a Western person who is obsessed with Japanese culture, especially anime, often regarding it as superior to all other cultures.

hey look theres a kris

by trash :> June 16, 2019