gio hoe

gay.

your so gio hoe.

by swag bitch cx June 24, 2014

gio fever

When you are tired as hell and laugh at EVERYTHING

1: "Man I cant stop laughing." 2: "Are you tired?" 1: "Yeah bitch I must have a Gio Fever."

by XXXXg December 10, 2013

Giovani/Gio

Gio/GIovani is usually a person with a tank looking ass cock that fucks every bitch till they explode he's really tall like his johnson and like eating ass he loves plasma pink and is usually the best rainbow six siege player in the friend group his big ass whoopig cock is the females biggest weakness to everyone he tends to like eating watermelon

Giovani/Gio: i have a big cock
Person: yum up my batty

by BigDickGioWhoopingCock July 12, 2023

Dirty Gio

When you jerk off to italian people humping eachother with rocks.

"I just had a Dirty Gio last night"

by Mariam-Webster Knockoff November 23, 2020

gio dick

Gio dick has the shortest dick in the world

He is terrible in bed and doesn’t give good strokes but his best friend Eric is big packin and the rest of the football team especially all the lineman

Damn you got gio dick

You dick is small you got gio dick

by SUckniggasdicks.com February 16, 2019

Gio Time

Whenever the clock reads 9:10 (am or pm). Ocassionally, 6:10 is permitted as well. Text your favorite Gio everyday at this time.

Oh look, it's Gio Time! I love that girl, better text her and let her know! :)

by bastantebien December 31, 2009

Gio factor

1. The constant multiple which is required to convert from "Gio time" to real time.

2. This factor has been approximated to a numerical integer of value ranging from three to five (3-5).

Ten minutes in "Gio time" yields a time t where t is defined by (10 * 3 = 30) < t < (10 * 5 = 50).

Albert - Dude, let's meet at the Asian Ghetto (Durant Plaza) in one hour, Gio time.
Eric - What the fuck? Are you crazy? If we multiply Gio time by the Gio factor, that means you want me to meet you there in like three to five hours real time? Fuck you, bitch.

by MysticLotus December 26, 2008