The only men alive who actually live up to the word "stupid" are all named Corey. They are well known for shriveled, gross penises (if one is present to begin with) and thus suffer from terrible NDS, or Napoleon Dick Syndrome. Coreys make small children and senior citizens cry when they walk the streets.
"Holy shit, was is THAT?!" -Beth
"It looks an awful lot like a...a Corey." -Tyler
"I'm going to have nightmares for a month." -Beth
"It looks an awful lot like a...a Corey." -Tyler
"I'm going to have nightmares for a month." -Beth
by humbleol'me January 21, 2012
by Missy Donatuti February 10, 2006
has a massive fuck off gap filled with his dads nob chees left overs or bong juice freshly smoked by his dads right nutt. he is known for being in a chavy gang and brandishing a fresh whip known as a razor scooter he found in a skip. he smells of piss and probably got 360 bum raped by a guy call bob and his stanky dog.
e.g: "wow i bet he got raped by a gang dog and got fuckyeddd by jack garity hoohoo, his name is corey innit dickmuncher noger cunty fuck"
by Kaylen! October 08, 2020
by CoreysBestFriend October 27, 2019
A corey is a complete simp. Someone who is a serious simpleton and takes it seriously. They tend to text a girl for days without even a single response, and meanwhile sends them money as they please. They also have extremely small genitalia.
by Dirty avocado January 15, 2020
Coreys know no limits and live life to the fullest. Very good looking guy, is as skinny as a twig but he's stronger then he looks, sex appeal that many seek for pleasure. Corey's has a horsecock and that is scary to every girl that sees it. Corey's always will find their own way to have money & has much swagger. Synonyms with player, intelligence , & hustler
Ex
Girl#1: Shay you haven't had beast mode sex until you get you a Corey
#Girl#2: Girl I had me a Corey at the party Saturday it was the best
#Girl#1: omg hold up wait a minute I think we talking about the same one
Girl#1: Shay you haven't had beast mode sex until you get you a Corey
#Girl#2: Girl I had me a Corey at the party Saturday it was the best
#Girl#1: omg hold up wait a minute I think we talking about the same one
by Tiffany29 March 13, 2017