To finger a heavily bleeding vagina so hard that blood goes everywhere. Dave Carlson reference comes from move slap shot and how Dave is an animal how Dave is a mess.
Bro 1-Nigga what the fuck happened in here? Its a murder scene.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023
So what's Thomas been up to lately?
Oh he's been playing a lot of Halo 5 lately, he thinks he all Brian Carlson now.
Oh he's been playing a lot of Halo 5 lately, he thinks he all Brian Carlson now.
by Thomas Brooke June 27, 2009
by SUB2DANI November 04, 2021
Shocking or damning evidence that has to the potential to fundamentally affect an outcome, but that the holder can't ever show you.
"He argued he had Carlson evidence proving he did not steal the petty cash from his employer, that he had copies of it, and it would clear his name, but he could never show it to anyone because the only copy was lost."
by JG_in_SB October 30, 2020
by Meatlegend July 25, 2022
owner of Wildflower Cases- babydoll dresser, the ultimate 2020s 'cool girl', shitposts on instagram and goes viral for wearing niche celebrity brands like frankies bikinis, praying, and realisation par. is mid???
by surlypiscesgirl June 01, 2022
by Mochi Miles April 26, 2022