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Bag of dicks

A person who is so ugly both as a person and as an eyesore that they resemble a bag of the male reproductive organ; also used to describe a man who is unkempt and has bad hygiene.
Dude came over to my house and hadn’t showered in two days! He was looking and acting like a total bag of dicks too! He expected me to cook AND clean for him and he’s a grown man.
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
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weezing bag of dick tips

that asshole! That Weezing Bag Of Dick Tips
by dildor defender of porn December 2, 2016
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bag of dick

Nick nick nick
What a crazy guy
Went to work

Soggy bag of dicks
by DOBRAJ December 14, 2013
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bag of dicks

An anonymous prank gag gift from Ship A Bag Of Dicks. An edible bag of gummy dicks.
by Jonnynyc March 29, 2017
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Bag of dicks

A slang term used to describe one’s multiple bullshit arguments. When a person is off the rails perhaps drunk or belligerent they are being a quote bag of dicks.

Another definition when fed up with someone told to go and eat a bag of dicks.
Heather “John’s a real douche bag he won’t buy me any feddie wop. Ralph “ go eat a bag of dicks heather and stop being a dope whore, trifling ass biatch”
by Tylonn platinum 3 August 22, 2024
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Bag of Dicks

When a person without any redeeming qualities, who annoys or offends everyone in their immediate vicinity, levels up, they become a Bag of Dicks.
Wow, John just went from a dick to a bag of dicks... Dick.
by tonric_fuddlebuster January 12, 2015
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Bag of Dicks

There's no singular use for Bag of Dicks, it's usable to the point of your creativity

An avenue that always gets laughs is to describe the feeling of one's physical condition after some kind of intoxication session
by Sangas December 6, 2022
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