Serbo Shandy

Noun.
An Eastern European version of the UK town centre wrecking youth beer cocktail, the Turbo Shandy.

To make.
In a pint glass add:
1/2 pint strong continental lager
1/2 pint smirnoff ice
1 large glass of slivovic (serbian spirit)

Drink quickly for maximum effect.

Hey Zlatan, 2 Serbo Shandy.

by shakes spears May 31, 2009

hand shandy

a wank, spanking the monkey, something huns do on a too regular basis

by Bobby October 13, 2003

bum shandy

Enema. Called this due to the aftermath rather resembling the above drink.

"Poor old Ethel. She was so bunged up the nurse had to suffer two bum shandy's 'till she was clear.

by WaterBoy June 19, 2006

ham shandy

A term used by mistaken people who actually mean 'hand shandy'. They've probably gone through their whole life saying it wrong, as it sounds similar in conversation.

- I just had a ham shandy
- Really, a hand shandy?
- Yeah!
- Great stuff

by Serfer January 29, 2010

fo shandy

a variation of the word 'fo shizzle'. The cooler kids are saying this.

You comming tonight??
Yeah, fo shandy...

You done with those terms and topics??
YEAH fo shandy.

by rooz March 13, 2003

Dirty Shandi

When your girlfriend is face fucking you and she lets off a mean ass clapper right in your mouth and you swallow the poo particles and you blow your load simultaneously it shoots in her eye and she is diagnosed with an unknown eye disease.

Timmy: Yo Harry
Harry: Wassup
Timmy: My girl gave me a dirty shandi last night
Harry: Your completely fucked

by thicccboy99 June 24, 2021

Mind Shandy

A hands free orgasm or hands free hand shandy.

She hypnotised him and gave him a mind shandy

by Not Jaffa June 5, 2021