1. Manual Family Planning at its best:
Guy: I'm gonna cum
Guy pulls his cock out of the bitch and sprays his load over her tits.
Guy: I'm gonna cum
Guy pulls his cock out of the bitch and sprays his load over her tits.
by Rafex June 11, 2006
Get the Manual Family Planningmug. Playboy, Penthouse, Razzle, The Pants and Bra section of Littlewoods catalogue, The back of a Special K box, family holiday photos could all be used as a self help manual
by Garthy September 19, 2006
Get the Self Help Manualmug. A sentence you say to someone so that they stop breathing automatically, and start breathing manually. This usually infuriates the other person, who now has to focus on breathing on top of whatever shit they wrer up to.
by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022
Get the your breathing manuallymug. Person 1: "Can I help out with this tough Manual Labor?"
Person 2: "No. That is what the children are for.
Person 2: "No. That is what the children are for.
by The real dictionary bois August 7, 2020
Get the Manual Labormug. Most privates (military rank) are so stupid they couldn't fuck their mothers with the aid a polish sex manual.
by Whiskey Tengo Foxtrot August 31, 2011
Get the polish sex manualmug. The act of separating two creme filled cookies and combining them to create one cookie with twice the creme.
by krisseric February 18, 2011
Get the manual double stuffmug. when you nut in a girls mouth and clothesline her causing the jizz to shoot across the room and splat on the wall.
tom:hey bill did you bone last night?
bill:yeah man i made her do the manual rocket launcher
tom:hell yeah! did you hit the window and make it look like a bird shitted on the window?
bill:yeah man i made her do the manual rocket launcher
tom:hell yeah! did you hit the window and make it look like a bird shitted on the window?
by beansoup23 June 5, 2018
Get the manual rocket launchermug.