life for lifer

A Boy Scout who slacked off too much and never reached Eagle Scout

Person 1: Are you an Eagle Scout?
Person 2: No, I never made it past life, i'm a life for lifer

by No Ankles April 20, 2019

Lifer

Somebody who is "great" at life

The lifer got an F on their assignment.

by LiferLiferLifer April 22, 2019

Lifer

A person who has spent so much time locked up, they have no goals no dreams no aspirations, but they happy to leech onto someone that can feed into all they itty bitty bullshit, then drag them down with their past.

Wilma was so excited to get married to Fred this summer, after he was locked up for 4 years, but it turns out Fred is still married to another woman, has a lame job and lives in his daughter'sstorafe shed. Poor Wilma, Fred's just a lifer.

by Owl&Moon August 3, 2020

bi-lifer

A righteous and intellectually conflicted individual who identifies as both pro-life and anti-mask.

Donald would be considered a bi-lifer after not wearing a mask at the crowded anti-abortion rally during a pandemic.

by Johnny Donut September 26, 2020

pa lifer

Someone that was born in and never leaves the state of Pennsylvania. Usually due to either being broke, redneck, white trash, or a bozo that is afraid of traveling. Typically these people are set in their ways and have no idea how to act at a fancy restaurant or higher class social gathering due to being uncultured.

Man did you hear Jimmy just turned 35...he still lives at home with his 300lb mom in her trailer in honey brook. He's a pa lifer , he ain't ever going anywhere.

by Moved Out Of PA Thank God October 18, 2017

liferal

a funeral.. but for celebrating life.

Haley just finished spring recruitment and feels dead inside. Let's have a liferal to celebrate her having a normal life again!

by holllllabhal January 23, 2018

Lifer

The fans of the Boyband Westlife are called a Lifer or Lifers

Lifer for life, proud Lifer

She's /he's a proud Lifer

Calling out all lifers we need to vote for our lads

by Tiger Milly December 7, 2020