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kris

She's far beyond a whore, shes Kris
by t.pf October 20, 2008
mugGet the krismug.

kris

by CriostoirHulme August 27, 2005
mugGet the krismug.

Kris

1. A bathroom door
2. The newest dildo
3. A classroom
4. Lays chips'
1. "The kris is broken."
2. "Wow! What a kris!"
3. "Is this the right kris?"
4. "Yummy krises!"
by Rshelps November 11, 2008
mugGet the Krismug.

Kris

A very ugly man who has a 2007 sense of humor and laughs at stupid things. He is popular in a bad sort of way. Everyone makes fun of him and he spends all his money on robux. He always says yeet and gets in trouble for it. He steals everybody's jokes and is just weird. He is good at technology in a nerdy way.
Person 1: omg you should have seen kris at lunch.
Person 2: ikr he is weird and a nerd.
by TacoManYeet May 2, 2019
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A Kris

A Kris is a mostly derogatory slang term for a Western person who is obsessed with Japanese culture, especially anime, often regarding it as superior to all other cultures.
by trash :> June 16, 2019
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Kris

Baddest guy on the block. Known for carrying flip knives and having arguments with teachers. Don’t get on the wrong side of him or you’ll soon be gone.
U look at kris ur looking at death he makes 10 bags a minute. Dick also about 15+ inches
Oh shit we gotta go it’s kris
Fuck run it’s kris he’s gonna back it out
by my name ia jeff October 10, 2019
mugGet the Krismug.

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